Got BLIBIT? TM
Way better than milk, for sure!


Blibit is a new wireless Internet service that is tied directly into your brain. A small chip is inserted just above the ear under the skin and two small probes are inserted directly into the brain for direct communications with your new MAAP (Mentally Adapted Access Point). 

Initial speeds of the MAAP devices are still below average at 100Gbps, but as the technology improves, so will the speed.

After the probes were extended to communicate with the pleasure centers of the brain, the Anti-Moving MAAP laws had to be modified to extend automobile jammers to block almsot all MAAP access while driving an automobile or even walking along a busy intersection.  It didn't take long to see that even people who were good "multitaskers" couldn't handle the intense stimulation (of that type) while driving or even while walking (e.g., for reasons that were not immediately apparent, several persons were cushed as they seemed to lose all sense of direction, left the electronic walkways and veered directly in front of subsonic vehicles moving at high speeds).


And finally, some advice: A good friend of mine once said, 

"Keep your ear close to the track, but just remember to lift your head up
and run like hell if you can feel the vibrations of the oncoming locomotive..."