Got BLIBIT? TM
Way better
than milk, for sure!
Blibit
is a new wireless
Internet service that is tied directly into your brain. A small chip is
inserted just above the ear under the skin and two small probes are
inserted directly into the brain for direct communications with your
new MAAP (Mentally Adapted Access
Point).
Initial
speeds
of the MAAP devices are still below average at 100Gbps, but as
the technology improves, so will the speed.
After
the probes were extended to communicate with the pleasure centers of
the brain, the Anti-Moving MAAP laws had to be modified to extend
automobile jammers to block almsot all MAAP access while driving an
automobile or even walking along a busy intersection. It didn't
take long to see that even people who were good "multitaskers" couldn't
handle the intense stimulation (of that type) while driving or even
while walking (e.g., for
reasons that were not immediately apparent, several persons were cushed as
they seemed to lose
all sense of direction, left the electronic walkways and veered
directly in front of subsonic vehicles moving at high speeds).
And
finally, some advice:
A good friend of mine once said,
"Keep
your ear close
to the track, but just remember to lift your head up
and run like hell if you can feel the vibrations of the oncoming
locomotive..."
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