Got BLIBIT? TM
than milk, for sure!
is the new wireless
Internet service in the 0.023cm band that is tied directly into your
cerebral cortex. A small chip is
inserted just above the ear under the skin in a small artificially
created cavity. From there, thin, 3500 conductor interwoven gold over copper wires
are run under the lower epidermal layers connected to two small probes
inserted directly into the upgraded cranial contacts for direct trans-digital
communications for your
new Mentally Adapted Access
of the MAAP devices are still below average at ~90Tbps, but as
the crystal NPL technology improves, so will the speed. Real-time virtual off-planet tours can still seem extremely real even at speeds below 100Tbps* while you are still awake.
the probes have recently been extended to communicate with the pleasure
the brain, we have added counter-measures to ensure that you are not
terrorized by the typical spies trying to piggy-back on your signal. We
also no longer worry about Digital-Union-thugs since we can render them
totally brain-dead (which is not very far to push them) when they
attempt to interfere with our network.
The new auto-navigation
system now covers all situations you would normally encounter when your
body is on the move walking or running and you are virtually "Out of
Body" visiting elsewhere. It didn't
take long for us to realize that even people who were good
handle the intense stimulation while driving, walking or in Z-Grav
situations (e.g., for
reasons that were not immediately apparent, several persons were crushed as
they seemed to lose
all sense of direction, left the electronic walkways and veered
directly in front of subsonic vehicles moving at high speeds). Thankfully, this no longer happens. Ugggh.. The Ambulance Chasers made a FORTUNE on that mess...
* Equal to 12.5 Terabytes per second across 70,000 discrete synaptic D-to-A channels.
finally, some advice:
your ear close
to the track, but just remember to lift your head up
and run like hell if you can feel the vibrations of the oncoming